Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Padded Underpants


I just rejoined the world of high speed internet. A couple of years using dial up takes its toll on a girl. I adjusted to the snail's pace of dial up because I had no other choice. DSL wasn't available in my area. I've spent the afternoon clicking on this and that just to see the page fly to the screen.

I've had the most fun looking up padded underpants. I've lost so much weight my butt is completely flat and my pants droop down the backs of my thighs. I used to wish for such a problem but reality isn't so hot. Kelly Rippa wore a pair of padded underpants on the Regis and Kelly show and I laughed for 10 minutes. It seems crazy but think about it. If we wear padded bras what's so strange about padded underpants?

When I googled the words "padded underpants" I was surprised to see how many hits I got. And it wasn't just underpants. You can buy padded anything! Ever wonder how the cyclists sit on those tiny seats? Padded underpants! How does a cross dresser get such a nice shape in an evening gown? Yep - padded underpants. I'm not done looking at all the choices but I plan to buy myself a pair. Heck, I might just buy a pair for my mom and my sister.